Stop Whining and Get to Work!

While most of my clients are great, there are some that are whiney as all get out. They are not likely to find executive level employment in a hurry….if ever.

Executives can be the whiniest and least proactive people on the face of the earth. They expect everything to be done for them as soon as they ask it to be done…even if it isn’t the job of the person to whom they’re speaking. So, executives out there who are looking for a job, here is some hard-core common sense and reality for you.

1). Your priority is not anyone else’s priority anymore. You are unemployed. You don’t have a “staff” you can order around. Networking contacts certainly aren’t your staff, nor is a transition coach, nor is your wife, your husband, your kids, or employers who might be looking to hire you. Things don’t happen “snap.” They happen when they’re going to happen, so learn a new word: “patience.”

2). You can’t order people anymore. You have to ask nicely and wait for a response. Sometimes neither you nor the people trying to help you will get one. Get over it.

3). You are no longer the most important person in the world. This especially applies to you CEOs out there. Get used to it. Learn another new word: “humility.”

4). Be nice to everyone you meet and everyone who is helping you. If you aren’t, we probably won’t bend over backwards to help you.

5). Be nice to everyone whether you think they’re your “equal” or not. Get over your snobbishness and superiority complex and treat everyone like the human being they are. I know that, especially for large mega-corporation executives, this is a new and interesting concept…that people are human beings and deserve to be treated nicely. Get used to the idea. Karma is a bitch, isn’t it?

6). Realize that you were probably laid off for a good reason, and it doesn’t all have to do with the economy. Some of the reason you were chosen for layoff has to do with your behavior, attitudes, performance, or way of looking at life. Ask someone honest who knows you what you’re doing that is obnoxious and seek to change it. For example, I’m an ass and I know it. In my job, which is kicking executives in the butt to get out and do something pro-active to find themselves a job, being an ass or worse is a real advantage. But I wouldn’t try to work for Mother Theresa Ministries, either. Find out who you are and change it or use it.

7). Remember, if you’re in Denver, that this is a very, very small town…and some of us know almost everyone in it. Don’t go up against someone who is “old Denver.” You’ll lose. This is a strange town. I’ve been in Denver for over 50 years. Be nice to those of us who have been around this block for a while or you won’t get employed in Denver, period. This is an “old boy’s and old girl’s town.” Those of us who have been around for a while at least know OF one another and usually will help one another. If you’d like to get employed again in Denver, hook into this network and be nice to everyone in it, or start looking at out of town jobs. And, executives, this matters more than what you’ve done for anyone’s bottom line.

8). Shut up about where you used to live and stop expecting Denver people to behave like people where you used to live. This is Denver. We have our own way of doing things. Better learn it if you want to be employed. And you’d better listen to those of us who have been here for a while. We know Denver and we know how to get things done.

9). Stop believing you know how to interview. You don’t. You don’t have a “good network,” and you’re probably not a good driver or good lover, either. Get humble and get interviewing and networking help immediately if you want to get employed again. Humility is, again, the best word for you to learn. Learn it now or pay the price.

This is very harsh. I should have been harsher. Stop whining about your unemployment, or the slowness of people getting back to you, or anything else you’re being a crybaby about and get your ass to work to find a job. Don’t expect someone else to do it for you, even if you have a transition coach. It is your job and your responsibility. If some idiot career firm has told you that they’ll do it for you, or some idiot headhunter has said that you don’t have to or shouldn’t pay for help, they’re lying to you…ignore them. Even if you’ve paid someone to help you (an excellent idea if you want to be employed anytime soon), they aren’t going to do it for you.

Get out there, stop whining and get to work. You’ll be employed a lot faster. No one wants to listen to a crybaby and, certainly, no one wants to hire one. Oh, and…..act in integrity during your job search and after.

Good job luck,

J.

Executive Think is Deadly

“Well, then, let them eat cake.” (Reply of Marie Antoinette who asked why the people were rioting upon being told that they had no bread. This reply was widely circulated, and was one of the things that resulted in Marie losing her head. “A tisket a tasket, a head in a basket. It cannot reply to the questions you ask it.” Queen Marie wasn't being callous. She didn't understand that there was no flour to make bread or cake. She simply thought they were unhappy because they'd run out of bread and the bakers weren't making enough. From her very isolated point of view, this was a perfectly logical and proper solut9ion. )

Ford’s CEO didn’t lose his head. But Alan Mulally certainly deserved to lose his job, and why his board didn’t immediately fire this fool after his remarks is beyond me. After going by private corporate jet to Washington D.C. to ask the representatives of the taxpayers (few of whom have the luxury of brand new cars, much less corporate jets) for a bailout for their stupidity, Mulally, when asked if he would take a salary cut from $21M total compensation to $1.00, said “I think I’m OK where I am.” Again, this congenital idiot should have been fired by the board on the spot.

The problem, however, is that the board of Ford is composed of Mulally’s golfing buddies who think in the same way.

I’m reminded of the story my friend Alva told me about the local GM of Avaya a few years back. When he was meeting with employees to explain why Avaya had to cut their jobs, he was asked why he didn’t get rid of a corporate jet. Rather than responding he proceeded to correct the questioner (who was being RIFed) that it wasn’t A corporate jet, but three corporate jets and a couple of corporate helicopters. Then, this dumbass went on to detail the millions of dollars that these luxuries cost to maintain and fly each month. Again, in a sane world, this individual would have immediately lost his job if not his head.

I must say, however, that I see such idiocy frequently at the top levels. Last December I did one of our Executive Round Tables on ways to thrive in the “coming recession” (which, according to most sources, has long since arrived). I predicted the current credit crisis, and that we were going to see housing in free-fall. I was accused by one of the more conservative CEO attendees at this Round Table of being a “Liberal” (which, for this group, is the harshest condemnation possible) and of being one of the “Liberal naysayers” who just couldn’t admit that George W. Bush was the country’s greatest president and had brought us a booming economy.

To their credit, several of the other CEOs there looked aghast at this fool, and questioned what planet he was living on. But these things point up a very real problem in the ranks of upper-level executives. It is called “Executive Think.”

It is important to understand that these people aren’t necessarily evil. They just live in a world different from the remainder of the human race. When Bush 41 (George H.W.) guessed wildly wrong on the price of a half gallon of milk, he was not alone. Many of the top level executives I have known over the years really, truly don’t “get it.” They live in an insulated world where the economy is booming, housing is stable and the stock market is great. If I weren’t so happy (for their sakes) that they’re getting a wake-up call from reality, I’d feel sorry for them. In the recent crises, executives are now having their noses rubbed in realities that most of us must deal with every day. That they still don’t get it, however, is evident by the fact that, after receiving taxpayer money the congenital idiots who run AIG went away to a plush spa for a four day corporate retreat.

It is this lack of understanding that leads me to say that these people need to be fired by their boards and replaced with “C” level executives who have an understanding of the real world. And this, by the way, is 70% of “C” level executives. The vast majority of the CEOs I’ve met are very realistic and great people. But the 30% who are clueless are going to cause some very harsh regulations to come forth on all of us. This is why we, as their peers, must pull them down before they pull all of us down into the morass of stifling government regulation and interference. And, frankly, if we can’t police our own ranks, we deserve every bit of government interference we get. So we must police our own ranks.

Fortunately, these clueless “C” Level executives are dinosaurs who are well on their way to being extinct. Most executives understand that there are executive behaviors which incite rage and those which engender approval from others. And many executives understand that “the masses” are their customers. Don’t be surprised to see organized boycotts of Ford (I wouldn’t buy a lousy Ford product anyway…but still….). While elections have consequences, so do stupid remarks from top executives. Here are the things that executives in virtually all companies must do now to change public perception of top business leaders.

1). Reduce the obscene gap between the average employee and the executive suite. If we do not immediately reduce the ever-rising income gap between the average employee and the executive suite, both in actual paychecks and in total comp, we are gong to see the government limiting it for us. And you can bet your bootie that, if the government does it, it will be harsher than anything we’d impose on ourselves. In 1996 the average top executive earned $41 for every $1 earned by the average wage-earner. However, in 2006 the average top executive earned $410 for every $1 that was earned by the average wage earner. This ten-fold jump is very unhealthy for society and, if history is any indication, will eventually be very literally unhealthy for executives themselves. No less of a luminary than Warren Buffet has predicted food bank riots in New York City by 2010, as the city’s food banks are dry. Hello, people! Hungry people have always been known to drag the wealthy who are perceived to be corrupt out of their carriages, off their horses, and, in modern times, out of their limousines and beat them and/or kill them.

This earnings gap must end immediately A difference of 400% for average executives (the gap for the “C” Level executives of Fortune 100 firms can be thousands of times) is beyond absurd. It is, arguably, immoral. For the good of society and for the protection of capitalism and the free market, we must police ourselves to change this.

2). Excessive “perks.” But salaries are only the beginning. The enormous difference in “perks” is even more scandalous. When luxury perks, special loans, corporate jets or helicopters, etc. are added in, the gap becomes even wider.

The problem is that executives often think that they deserve these things. If the company is privately held, well, realistically the owners can take as much as they want out of it and explain or not explain to their workers. If their workers don’t like it, they can leave. But this isn’t true of a publicly traded company. Share-holders often complain about executive pay, but most companies are set up so the share-holders, who are the true owners of the company, have little or no say in what executives are paid. This is because the board is composed, again, of the executive suite’s golfing buddies, thus assuring no independent oversight of public corporations. This, also, will lead to government regulation, especially in a Democratically controlled Washington, if we don’t police ourselves.

3). Effective immunity from prosecution. Because of the corporate shield, many executives who cheat or steal from others are effectively shielded from prosecution or any other legal consequences. If prosecuted or sued, corporations often pay for the best attorneys possible to get these folks a slap on the wrist. Again, this is likely to change.

The last 8 years of the Bush Administration Justice Department which was owned and operated by large corporations is winding down. The Obama Administration Justice Department is going to be more aggressive. And they have learned since Janet Reno went after Microsoft. They learned a great deal from that case.

Corporate executives are going to be increasingly held personally responsible for dangerous or faulty products, manipulation of the markets, and many other things. Remember, the immunity of individuals in corporations is not a universal value. In fact, it is a value that very few countries hold. In China a CEO who makes a product that kills people, as well as his or her team, can be held for murder and executed. While that is unlikely to happen in America, the corporate shield is going to be dramatically weakened. That shield is a tradition, not an absolute. It can be changed with the stroke of a pen. Once again, we must police ourselves before the government does.

Executives who are going to be successful must stop acting in “executive think,” and begin to see the values of those who have recently turned around companies. The next post will deal with what is effective thinking for executives, rather than “executive-think.” As a preview, here are a few things that newly successful executives must begin to practice. We’ll elaborate next time.

1). Team spirit. Currently, successful executives are those who see themselves as a part of a team, every individual of which is valuable and necessary.

2). A flat organization. Successful organizations are increasingly “flatter.” My company is very successful — and very flat. We are certainly very small by choice. But the same principles are being applied at many successful companies world-wide.

3). Get out of the Executive Suite frequently! As a result of the above two points, successful CEOs are getting out of the executive suites and down on the shop floor, assembly line, out in the field, and so on. Employees who see the CEO eating lunch in the company cafeteria from a brown bag, where they can go and talk with him or her, are incredibly loyal.

4). Equality of perks. My colleagues who work with me have similar needs to mine so far as health insurance, dental insurance, days off, and so on. So WHY, just because my wife and I started the company, should we have tons more perks than they do? Successful organizations give everyone pretty much the same perks. Now, if we could just get the U.S. Congress and U.S. Government to follow the laws they pass, we’d be in good shape.

5). Flatness of pay. This one is sure to raise ire among businesspeople. And it is pretty radical. But, mark my words, just as surely as I predicted the credit crunch and housing crisis in 2003 in a restaurant in South Denver, this prediction of mine will come true, as well. Differences in pay between executives and workers will and must be reduced. Everyone must win, not just the people in the executive offices. And, about those executive offices, anyway….a true executive doesn’t need acreage in his or her office. I’m still a competent executive in a modest office similar to everyone else’s.

And so on. The key word here is “flat.” Companies that want to survive this economic crisis, and, at the same time, survive the sea changes that, as a result of the taxpayers owning some of America’s largest companies now, will be very flat organizations. I’ve said before that humility is the most important virtue for an executive. This has never been more true than now.

Unfortunately, I am skeptical that many of the insulated, arrogant and greedy executives in the executive suites of many of America’s companies will get their heads out of the butts and make the changes they need to make. They are stubbornly convinced of their own rightness. Instead of doing what is intelligent, they are standing on their perceived “rights” to be considered special and above the opinions and reach of society. As so many people through history have realized just before they were executed, these people are not invulnerable. Their money and influence will not protect them forever.

I actually think this is a good thing for American business. Getting rid of arrogant, posturing, narcissists in America’s companies, whether by the perp walk or being voted out by furious stockholders will improve American business immensely. It will be a difficult and challenging time for America until these fools are gone. But, in the long run, it will produce an economy that benefits a great many more people than our current, highly stratified, and corrupt system.

Be prosperous!

J.

Your Ego is Your Worst Enemy!

Over the years that I’ve been helping people with their careers I’ve seen a couple of types of executives. There are those who are spectacular successes and those who are successes. Give me the one who is merely a success any day, because, sooner or later, the “spectacular success” is going to crash and burn. If you’re a stockholder or board member of a company run by a spectacular success, better hope that he or she doesn’t take your company along with him or her when the fall comes.

I don’t think I need to give a list of the CXOs whose egos have resulted in the fall of once-high-flying companies like Enron, etc. Here are some things to take a hard look at if you’re a board member, a stockholder, or a “C” level executive to keep your company from winding up in the "Hall of Shame."

1). Why is the person who is CXO in that chair? This is a very hard question that boards should ask. Many people are bamboozled by “C” level charisma. Take it from my 25+ years of experience, charismatic CXOs are very dangerous. The best individual to run a company is not charismatic, but a little on the boring side.

Too many boards have been taken down the primrose path by a man or woman with “star power.” Unfortunately, men and women with “star power” have gigantic egos. They like to be in the limelight, and this can, and probably will, mean losses for your company.

The best CXO is one that is taking care of business, not polishing an image. The gladhander who knows everyone is almost certainly going to eventually be a poor CXO. The reason is simple — these people are narcissists. They will do whatever is necessary to get their “strokes” and attention. Give me the quiet, competent type any day to the “celebrity CEO.”

2). Is this person being paid too much? The answer is almost certainly “yes.” American companies have gotten into a very bad habit of paying “C” level executives based on hype as opposed to performance. I’m amazed when a “C” level executive is paid a huge bonus when the company has lost money. While I’m firmly against government regulation of this practice (or any other business practice) it is bad business and the “payday” will come sooner or later.

Pay “C” level executives for performance and revenue, not smoke and mirrors.

3). Whose interests is this person looking after — yours and the company’s or his or her own interests? Good CXOs see that they succeed when the company succeeds, and believe in a “team success” approach. Egotistical (poor) ones think that what is good for them is good for the company. A good CXO is like a good naval ship officer — the company comes first.

Watch your management team carefully and see whether or not the company is coming first. If not, it is time to chop some heads and put in some folks who will fulfill their duty to the stockholders, employees and customers of the company instead of polishing their own image or enriching their own bank accounts at the expense of the company. (Don’t get me wrong — I have nothing against large CXO salaries or money! I just think that it should be obtained the old fashioned way — by earning it.)

4). Is the CXO surrounded by “yes wo/men?” No one can make good decisions when they’re being told how wonderful they are at everything. A good CXO has advisors that will tell him/her the truth. As an executive coach, I often have to deliver an ego blow to help the executive. I can do this because I don’t work for the executive. Yes, I have had executives whose egos were too big to take this. They eventually failed, usually sooner than later. If your executives are surrounded by toadies, they’re not looking out after your interests. If you’re a board member or major stockholder, insist that your management team have coaches, advisors, or some way of getting independent, third party advice. Of course, assure that the coaching team is going to keep your business secrets secret. A good non-disclosure form with teeth helps. Your corporate counsel can, I’m sure, give you an example.

5). Is your CXO constantly seeking the limelight? While it is good to get publicity for the company, the media is notoriously fickle. They’ll love you one day and fry you the next. The CXO should be handling the company or division, and the PR Department should be handling the media (or carefully coaching the executives on how to do so). Keep your corporate officers away from the media as much as possible, leaving media relations to professionals at it.

6). What is the lifestyle of the CXO. You want a CXO that has a solid and tranquil domestic life with a partner that loves him or her, grown or well-behaved kids, and no nasty habits. You don't want your CXO in “People Magazine.”

Executives with mistresses, flashy lifestyles, playboy (or playgirl) habits, addictions or strange behaviors are not what you want! You want the attention to be on the company, not the lifestyles of the corporate officers.

Too many times American businesses have lost sight of the goal, which should be to make money for stockholders, provide customers with a quality, reliable product or service, employees with stable and enjoyable employment, and future generations with a company as a legacy.

The “perp walks” of the early 2000’s should have been a wake-up call to American business to police its own house. Instead, all it got us was SarbOx (a terrible law that does nothing except cost us money and time), and a black eye in the mind of the American public.

Good CXOs keep their eye on the ball and don’t get distracted by their egos. If you want to be a movie star, go to Hollywood. If you want to run a company, run a company. It’s that simple.

Here's to your prosperity,

J.